Forgotten Heroes: Sandra Bullock as The Bionic Woman

By Owen Quinn author of The Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

Photos copyright Universal

I’m betting you all think that the ladies that have played the Bionic Woman consists of Lindsey Wagner and EastEnder’s Zoe Slater herself, Michelle Ryan. But did you know that there was another Bionic Woman in the eighties that lasted one episode and went on to movie super stardom?

And if things had gone a little differently then there would have been a brand new Bionic Woman series complete with several of the old cast returning. And the new Bionic Woman’s name would have been Kate Mason played by the one and only Sandra Bullock.

As a premise this wasn’t bad and given it was the eighties and Star Trek had successfully rebooted, why not the bionic family?

The old crew were back like it was a crossover episode from the old days. Jaime was the one to prepare the wheelchair-bound Kate for the surgery. Steve Austin was there as was Oscar Goldman and Rudy Wells, the genius behind the invention of bionics. but sadly there was no Max the bionic dog but Lee Majors real life son as Jim Castillian. Of course nobody ever remarked how much Jim and Steve looked alike. Anything to tell us Steve? That’s okay because Jim doesn’t look like you when he stands beside you or talk like you at all….Thank God Jeremy Kyle is no longer running his show.

Added to the cast was Jim Goldman (Oscar’s nephew) played by V’s and Star Trek Voyager’s Jeff Yagher, Kate’s love interest.

Kate’s bionics were very different from Steve and Jaime’s. She was not an amputee and thanks to the constant evolution of technology, these bionics were implants placed into the paralysed muscles through the body. Jaime, now a therapist, has been guiding Kate every step of the way. We get to see family home movies showing Kate and her family in Kate’s first scene.

Now remember that this was not only Sandra Bulloch’s very first television appearance but her first leading role. Now the writing is okay for the time but writers then seemed to think it was important to show disabled as hating themselves and in a constant cloud of dejection. This was so the audience would identify with Kate on an emotional level because better her than them, right?

Jaime finds her siting in the dark watching these movies and refers to herself as the gimp. Now that would come to mean something else in years to come so best we skip that. But it does show that Kate sees herself as a burden. Kate has a congenital disease and muscular degeneration and has been in a wheelchair since she was six years old. She is terrified that she will not be the same person if the bionics work so Jaime tells her what happened to her.

I have to say I quite like the new theme music and titles, updated as it could be for the eighties.

Her bionics work thanks to a mini-computer in her brain stem which controls all the others throughout her body. We discover that Jim Goldman is in love with Kate long before she became the new bionic woman. He even persuades her to let him go undercover with her as her trainer. But he has a rival in the form of OSI agent Alan Devlin, who is very protective of Kate.

My question would be how is she going top explain this to her friends and family? Well, her family would have been told which was also explored in the Six Million Dollar Man two part episode, The Bionic Boy to great effect.

Kate is plunged into her first mission amid a background of Oscar going off the rails, a traitor at the OS, another bad guy bionic person on the loose and an international threat to the Unity Games. Kate joins the track team but must control her speed for fear of her cover being blown. It is also very sexualised as her costume is skimpy to say the least much in the way Wonder Woman’s was.

You can see through her performance that those little Sandra traits we will come to the fore when she goes global starting with Speed. She does have an arc, no longer seeing herself as the gimp when she beats the bad guys. Kate learns that not everyone around her is as they seem when Alan is revealed to be not only the traitor but bionic as well. Not only that he is super bionic meaning Rudy’s work has already been taken and expanded on. Kate is not invulnerable as their enemies have developed a bionic disruptor which if fired will drop her on the spot as it will attack her brain implant controlling her body. Her limbs are as invulnerable as Jaime and Steve but the bionic moves have had a terrible update.

While Jaime and Steve still have the old go-slow effects with the classic sound effects, Kate and Alan blur from view in a kind of rainbow effect and whooshing sound effects which don’t do it for me. You want to see our bionic heroes in full flow not obscured behind a rainbow.

I remember this coming out on video and hoping there would be a full series as they really try to honour the originals to their fullest and bring them up to date in a decent manner. But it is so eighties in his presentation with its synthesizer soundtrack mixed with hard rock. But the bionic Showdown does what it set out to do. It presents a potential new Bionic Woman ready for the new era and with Kate Mason they certainly deliver. Sandra is a great actor, versatile and the audience falls in love with her. But I for one would love to have seen Kate Mason in full bionic flow.

Zombie Blues 3 now on sale!

By and copyright of Owen Quinn

Welcome to Zombie Blues 3!

Here we go again!

“The ending of Toy Story 3 was a horror story. It was as shocking as Ripley falling to her death with the alien popping out of her chest. It was like Brad finding his wife’s head in the case at the climax of Seven. I didn’t cry along at all with the dewy eyed masses enraptured with Woody and the others.
Stuck in the cinema, I stared open mouthed but inwardly was screaming at the screen, ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!’

The zombie rollercoaster continues as the undead continue to give us their view of being a rotting corpse under the control of Mother Nature.
This time round we meet Comic Book zombie and the zombie who thinks the ending of Toy Story 3 is sacrilege. What happens when a zombie’s faith in God is rocked to its very foundation and why is the spirit of Elvis Presley still going strong in the vast
roaming herds?
A zombie tells why the covid pandemic was much preferable to being undead and why having a club foot makes you feel normal as a zombie. Plus more zombie characters than you can shake a stick at.

In this third book in this series we meet fifteen new zombies!

1 The Zombie with all the Answers

2 47 Year Old Orphan Zombie

3 I F***ing Love It Zombie

4 Far From Home Zombie

5 Faithless Zombie

6 Faithful Zombie

7 My Dog Died Today Zombie

8: Comic Book Zombie

9 The Zombie Who Left the Building

10: Comparison Zombie

11: Club Foot Zombie

12: World Through a Window Zombie

13: Don’t Call me Andy Zombie

14: How My Parents Died Zombie

15: Photographic Zombie

Plus a bonus taste of the Time Warriors as they face a game changing old enemy in The Time Warriors The Belbridge Mystery

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Dublin Horror Con First Guest Announcment

We are delighted to welcome a terrifying name as our first guest for Dublin Horror Con…none other than Art the Clown himself….David Howard Thornton!!

🤡☠David is best known as Art the Clown in “Terrifier” and “Terrifier 2”, The Joker in “Nightwing: Escalation”, The Mean One in “The Mean One”, Tim Cobb in “The Dark Offerings”, and more!

📲Tickets will be on sale soon for Dublin Horror Con!

Dublin Horror Con – Nov 8th/9th, National Show Centre, Swords, Co. Dublin

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Dublin Comic Con Announce Horror Con

Get your calendar out and mark the dates, Dublin Horror Con is coming this November 8th and 9th to the National Show Centre, Swords, Co Dublin (beside Dublin airport and back to the birthplace of DCC!)

Join us for horror themed guests, displays, SFX demos, panels and more!

We have our first terrifying guest announcement coming this Friday so be sure to check back then!

Tickets are not yet on sale but don’t worry, once live (or undead….whichever your preference!) we will post links and more information!

(Please note: Due to the nature and theme of event, parental discretion is advised if bringing children)

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TW watches The Orville: New Horizons: Shadow Realms

By Owen Quinn author               

Photos copyright Fuzzy Door Productions 20th Television

Thanks to their new alliance with the Krill, The Orville becomes the first union ship to cross into unexplored space. But the Krill warn them that legend says demons await them; demons that can consume the most righteous of souls. Before long, they enter a region of space with no stars. At the heart of it lies a mysterious space station, one that contains a horror that will see every crew member consumed.

When it was launched The Orville was touted as a comedy version of Star Trek and while there was attempts at slapstick humour and puns, the show quickly fell into serious mode with storylines that were both intricate and intense.

Just like the show it homages, The Orville explored serious issues e.g. child mutilation as early as season one when we discovered that, the all-male race the Moclans, of which Bortus and Clem are members, surgically alter any girls into boys at birth. It is a literal crime to be born into a body society deems wrong. Soon we had human rights being explored in a way that stood with the best of Star Trek.

Through the three seasons, The Orville did indeed have superb episodes and with season three New Horizons would see the titular ship explore new space thanks to an alliance with former enemies, the Krill. However the religious Krill warn them that in the Kalan Expanse to which they are headed, demons dwell that consume men’s souls. Not eve the most righteous of souls can stand against them. The atmosphere is begun here as the fierce Krills seem rattled at the very thought of the humans going there. None of their ships have entered there for over a century such is their fear of it.

Before they leave they say a prayer over the crew; a prayer for those who are about to die. The monsters are foreshadowed when captain Ed Mercer reveals the Krill Bible speaks of eight eyed demons with big fangs. Hence begins an episode that thrusts the crew into a horror that they are almost helpless against.

It is interesting to see just how flippantly the Krill warnings are dismissed as religious hocus-pocus by all but Captain Ed Mercer (Seth McFarlane) and Admiral Halsey (Victor Garber). There is an arrogance among the crew in many situations and this episode will see that slapped down.

Every story needs a core of humanity to help the audience connect and in this case it is the arrival of one Admiral Paul Christie (James Read). He is to accompany the crew on this voyage. We discover he is the ex-husband of ship’s doctor, Claire Finn. There are unresolved issues for the Admiral who still has his wedding ring. He stood Claire up at the altar twenty five years ago and now is hoping they could possibly reconcile. he even consults her current romantic focus, Isaac.

Christie is excited to explore the Expanse especially when they detect a distress signal coming from within. But there are no stars and helmsman Gordon Molloy compares it to entering a haunted House.

Now all good horror movies entail a dark place with a mysterious something contained within. They find a space station made from some sort of semi organic technology. It is red in colour immediately giving the audience the message that this is something hellish. Indeed the horn like structure reminded me of the final shot of Maximillian at the climax of the Black Hole. Going aboard Admiral Christie finds some sort of jellyfish like flower that expands in his face then closes.

Returning to The Orville, they are examining the data they have collected when Christie begins convulsing badly and his face begins to change. Returning to the station they discover the jellyfish flower actually spat spores into Christie’s face and began rewriting his DNA into one of the creatures. Claire begins working on a cure but before long Christie has fully morphed into a spider like alien with eight eyes and fangs. it seems the Krill legends are all too true. He then uses his command codes to disable The Orville and plunges the ship into darkness.

It is again interesting to note that on their second trip to the alien station, the crew wear masks. Surely that should be standard before entering an alien environment as in the case here, alien spores almost destroy everyone. It’s a nice piece of character evolution as the crew have been almost complacent up to now. But now the threats are totally unlike anything they have faced before so extra measures must be taken.

There a quite a few references to other horror and adventure genres here. Alien of course with the alien face in the dark jump scares; the dash across the screen of something that you can’t quite see has been done in many shows and works every time. Jurassic Park is referenced when Claire’s kids, Ty and Marcus are hiding from the monsters à la the Jurassic kids avoiding raptors in the kitchen. Christie’s mutation make-up is disturbing to say the least and Read does a great job of a man helpless before his fate. The alien design is lovely and their agility makes them even more dangerous. Think of a spider hanging above your head as you pass waiting to drop down and bite you.

The Fly is echoed when the Christie alien vomits over a crewman’s face which immediately changes him into one of the aliens. Christie was the first so it took time to turn him but now in the dark, crew members are jumped and converted. Too late they discover the signal from the station has changed and is actually a mating call. With such rapid mutation, every one of the crew will be turned before whatever arrives to get them. Only the robotic Kaylon, Isaac, will survive but he may be attacked and destroyed by these things en-masse.

Putting kids in danger especially in the presence of such a horrible death gives a real fear factor so the scenes of ty and Marcus being pursued are on the edge of your seat stuff. Having them witness the graphic transformation of a crew member into one of the creatures up close is traumatising to say the least. credit to both young actors for convincing us just how scared they are having seen that. Horror movies can shock audiences by killing kids just as Mimic and Children of the Corn did.

The greatest threat is the one you never even knew existed. There is a genuine air of terror here as Chief Engineer John Lamarr, unaware of the aliens, is chased by several of them. Helpless against their speed and ferocity, he just about manages to seal himself in the brig, safe behind the force field. The acting here is spot on in conveying the fear the crew feel. Claire realises that the creatures are still forming when super-strong security officer Talla barely survives an attack but manages to bring a dead one for the doctor to examine. She is able to force them off the ship by threatening to release a virus that will kill the aliens before their ship arrives. Before they go, Christie warns they will go but not forever.

This begs the question has The Orville crew awakened an ancient evil just like the humans did with The Wraith in Stargate Atlantis. Sadly we will not know unless further season of the show are commissioned. these nameless aliens are by far the scariest the crew have ever faced.

These aliens can wait until a colony is asleep for example and by the morning not one human will survive. Indeed the inference is that aliens like Bortus and Talla can also be converted to swell the alien ranks. When examining the alien corpse, Claire says she can no longer tell what species it was to begin with; at least until she detects white blood cells that show it was once human. This is the clue Claire needed to create her virus. They simply need to vomit on you to turn you into one of their kind. Would this also de-stabilise the Krill alliance given the revival of these demons will be a galactic threat but more so to the Krill because their territory is on the demons doorstep.

Shadow Realms delivers on every count as a thrilling and frightening episode with cool design and direction. There is no reset button or magic cure à la Star Trek. In the end there is only death in the shadow realms.

New Guest Announcement For Dublin Horror Con

We are delighted to announce another amazing guest for @dublinhorrorcon happening this Nov 8th and 9th, none other than Damien Leone!

Damien is a director, screenwriter, producer, and SFX technician best known for “All Hallows’ Eve” aswell as the one we have to thank for bringing us the “Terrifier”, and “Terrifier 2″…and “Terrifier 3”, and more!

Duo photo ops with David and Damien will be available when tickets launch!

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Get Your Teeth Into Dublin Comic Con Spring 2025

How about a guest announcement you can sink your teeth into!🦇

We are delighted to announce Kayvan Novak and Harvey Guillen will be joining us for Spring Edition this March 15/16th!

Kayvan Novak is an English actor and comedian. He co-created and starred in the comedy series Fonejacker (2006–2008) and Facejacker (2010–2012), winning the BAFTA Television Award for Best Comedy (Programme or Series) in 2008. He also portrayed Waj in the comedy film Four Lions (2010), the vampire Nandor the Relentless in the mockumentary series What We Do in the Shadows (2019–present), and Fabian Kingsworth in the twelfth, thirteenth and fourteenth seasons of Archer (2021–2023).

📲Don’t forget to get your tickets now via https://www.tixr.com/…/dublin-comic-con-spring-edition…

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Fangtastic Guest Announcement for Dublin Comic Con Spring 2025

Harvey Guillén is an American actor. He is best known for his role as the human familiar Guillermo de la Cruz in the 2019 television series What We Do in the Shadows. Guillén has appeared in recurring roles on a number of television series, such as Alistair Delgado on Huge (2010), Cousin Blobbin on The Thundermans (2013–2018), George Reyes in Eye Candy (2015), and Benedict Fenwick on The Magicians (2017–2018). He also appeared in the 2013 film The Internship.

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Forgotten Villains: Gareth from Terminus

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

Photos copyright AMC

I was recently made aware of just how many movies and television shows the younger generation have never heard of, never mind seen. So to that end, we look back at some characters you really need to see before you kick the bucket.

“Sanctuary for all. Community for all. Those who arrive survive.”

Through season 4 of the Walking Dead we were teased with signs along a railway track urging the characters to come to Terminus. Our group had been split apart after the Governor attacked the prison scattering everyone. Daryl had hooked up with a violent gang, Carol had been exiled to fend for herself and Rick, Michonne and Carl were lost. But all through the episodes, there was the call of Terminus, a seeming haven for the wandering. But sadly it was but a siren call to certain death.

As our characters reunited they all entered Terminus which seemed friendly at first. Mary (Denise Crosby) was cooking a barbeque and they were welcomed by the leader of Terminus, Gareth. But things quickly descended into terror when it became clear that whoever had written the sign missed a bit off the end.

Sanctuary for all, community for all, those who arrive, survive (for a few hours before being BBQed by Mary and served in a bun with relish).

Yep, our friendly neighbourhood Terminus gang were cannibals and travellers were the menu.

When Rick, Carl, Daryl and Michonne finally arrive they see a woman broadcasting a message to come to Terminus. At first Gareth seems friendly asking if Rick and the others have come to rob them. Their weapons are inspected and Gareth would like to ask questions just to ensure everyone’s mutual safety. However Rick spots one of Terminus people with a fob watch he knows very well. It belonged to Hershel who bequeathed it to Glenn before he was killed by the Governor.

The tables turn quickly as they run from Gareth and his crew only to be cornered and thrown into a train car where they find all the others.

It turns out that Terminus did once stand for sanctuary and they helped many people at the beginning of the zombie plague. When marauders invaded, they raped the women, murdered people and imprisoned the Terminus people in the same cars they now stash their food source. However Gareth and his friends fought back and took their home back again. They vowed no one would ever hurt them going forward. This new world does not have a place for kindness and compassion so they went down the dark path. Terminus would survive. They would stay within the walls, watchful for new arrivals who would be slaughtered and served up as sustenance. Never again would they have to venture out for food runs. While the world devoured itself Terminus would survive and thrive amid the chaos.

As season five opens, our heroes are prisoners and we get to see how the people that come here are killed. They are bound and gagged and kneel before a trough. Terminus people then strike them on the back of the head with a bat, stunning them before cutting their throats like pigs at the abattoir.

It is this scene that is the most telling about Gareth and how much he has moved from the generous man he once was. He is completely nonchalant about the way these people are being killed. He squats down before a bound Rick flicking through a notebook. He is in a position of absolute power now and his arrogance shines through. He questions Rick about the bag he has hidden somewhere and what it contains. Rick holds his stare and tells him about the weapons. He also mentions that it contains a machete with a red handle which he is going to use to kill Gareth. Little did they know that Carol was in fact outside about to blow up the gas tanks to destroy the fences and allow the zombie herd in to Terminus. Bob demands to speak and tries to reason with Gareth but to no avail.

The explosion distracts the guards allowing Rick and the others to escape. Gareth flees and with Terminus gone, he returns with some survivors when he kidnaps Bob right from under Rick’s nose. Bob awakes to find his leg amputated but he has the last laugh. He has been bitten and Gareth and co have been eating tainted meat. They try to attack Father Gabriel’s church where Rick’s people are but it is a trap. Gareth is forced to his knees and pleads for his life. Just as his experience left him hard nosed, so too is Rick. He and the others have no problem shooting down Gareth’s people without hesitation even when they threaten to fire into the back room containing Carl and Judith.

Gareth offers to leave and promises they will never meet again. But Rick doesn’t accept that. No matter where Gareth and his cronies go they will feed on people. He reminds Gareth how he said he was going to kill him and pulls out the machete with the red handle. Rick viciously hacks Gareth to death ending Terminus and its sick legacy once and for all.

Some would say that the people of Terminus were simply victims of trauma and reacting just as this new world dictated. If the dead were eating the living then it makes sense for the future for the living to eat the living. It is never clear if any of the existing Terminus inhabitants were from the original settlers or other travellers that liked the life Terminus offered them with no qualms about cannibalism.

But with everything they have been through Rick and the others have never fallen to this level of barbarism. Even when they were on their knees with hunger and Daryl wept at not being able having to eat worms, they were saved only when Sasha shot a pack of wild dogs. That was what kept them alive before they found Alexandria. But on the flip side, you never know how you are going to react in any given situation as the movie Alive demonstrated. There but for the grace of God as they say. We don’t know what depravities Gareth and the others were exposed to when Terminus was invaded. We only got a taste of it. and what psychological damage was done. Were their minds broken? Was it a case of survival of the fittest that the course of cannibalism was taken?

Gareth was literally on the show for a few episodes but the impact of Terminus will last forever.

Chris Parnell For Dublin Comic Con Spring 2025

Beth, it’s me, your husband! I’m here to save you, or my name isn’t Jerry Smith!

🔥We are delighted to announce our next guest (and another addition to the Smith family!) for DCC Spring Edition, none other than Chris Parnell!

Chris plays Jerry Smith on Adult Swim’s Rick and Morty. After 8 seasons with SNL, Chris played Dr. Leo Spaceman on 30 Rock. He voiced the narrator on WordGirl. Fans will also recognize him from his roles as Cyril Figgis on Archer, and Overseer Benjamin in Fallout TV series on Prime.

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