The Time Warriors and Beyond

Classic Villains: Doctor Who’s Vivienne Fay

By Owen Quinn Photos copyright BBC

The Stones of Blood, originally broadcast during the Key to Time season was the show’s 100th story. It saw the fourth Doctor, K9 and Romana 1 land on Earth in the present day where they find a stone circle and witchcraft.

The nine travellers stone circle has a couple of extra digits which have a habit of going off on their own. They also have the habit of sucking every drop of blood from your body. The Ogri from Ogros are stone monliths that, when they come to life, light up from within with the sound of a heart beating. They live in swamps but as we will learn they have been brought to Earth for a very special reason.

The Doctor and Romana meet Miss Fay at the stone circle where she is introduced as the friend and colleague of Professor Amelia Rumford. Amelia is one of the most eccentric characters in Doctor Who history. It would have been fun to have her in the Tardis for a time.

The Doctor notes that she moves very quietly as he didn’t hear her approach to which she credits being a Brown Owl for that. She is versed on druids and their history. This is not surprising as she has been in the area for thousands of years. She has manipulated the locals all this time especially the druids. She assumes the guise of the Cailleach, a celtic goddess in order to keep the stones fed, her guard dogs. But as Vivienne, she is conducting a topographical, geographical, astronomical survey of the stones. Some of her identities include the wicked Lady Morgana Montcalm, Mrs Trefusis, Mother Superior of the convent of the Little Sisters of Saint Gudul and Senora Camara. Two of these identities seem to have murdered their husbands…allegedly. So it is safe to say, she has married and romanced men of wealth and power in order to secure her position on Earth. Each have had portraits done which have been taken away to be cleaned but in fact are hidden in the cellar of the house of De Vries, her right hand in the Cult of Cailleach. He is merely a pawn for Fay, demonstrated when he is murdered by the Ogri. Fay ordered him dead along with his wife, Martha, for failing to kill the Doctor at the stone circle.

As Vivienne, she is a charming host but actress Susan Engel brings a predator quality to her performance. She is also serpentine, always fishing for information about strangers to the area, ready to strike down anyone that susses her real identity. It is almost a ballet when she interacts with either of the time travellers. You can see this in the scene in episode two when Romana figures out that it has been all women owning the land in this area since the twelfth century. This is the time Fay became Mother Superior so disrespecting religion just to strengthen her power base here. As with De Vries, anyone threatening this was killed straight away. With a cup of tea in hand and eating a sausage sandwich she made herself, she counters every one of Romana’s theories including pointing out Ded Vries is a man, and head of the order.

But Romana thinks he is just a figurehead to put people off. There is something beautifully macabre about this. Fay is so cool and calm in the face of Romana’s correct reasoning yet beneath the surface, she is plotting to get rid of Romana for getting too close to the truth. Engel does it in such a blase fashion as the perfect host including telling Romana an amusiong story about Amelia being arrested in America for carrying an offensive weapon, a policeman’s truncheon for self defence. In the next scene , she is waking the Ogri to go after the Doctor. She kills two birds with one stone when she sends Romana to the prison ship she has in hyperspace which kills her investigations. Neither does she have a problem leaving Amelia and K9 to be killed by the Ogri.

It turns out that she is fact a criminal wanted for murder from the planet Diplos who has been hiding on Earth. She stole the Great Seal of Diplos, killing someone in the process. She has a prison ship in hyperspace which is connected to the stone circle in a teleport beam.

Ironically, it is in a courtroom that the Doctor must defeat her. Freeing the judicial Megara, the Doctor faces death for breaking the seal of their cell. She uses her Fay identity to fool the Megara, demanding they execute the Doctor immediately. But it is just typical of Fay that she hides behind a disguise to ensure her own ends. She fears the Megara so when Fay is called to be a witness, she is not keen on that. She calls the Ogri but the Megara destroy one. Again, just a pawn in Fay’s machinations. But the Megara have only a name on their judicial papers, no photogrpahic evidence at all to identity Cessair of Diplos. Even under oath, she evades detection. She uses the strict A to B thinking of the Megara. It is not within their awareness that she could be the criminal they have been sent for.

The Doctor uses the law against the Megara to call them as witnesses and detemine their original mission which was to judge Cessair of Diplos. In one last desperate attempt, the Doctor grabs Fay as they try to electrocute him. Under law, the Megara can read someone’s mind in certain circumstances such as a state of unconsciousness. They read her mind and Cessair is revealed as the murderer, the thief and removing Ogri from their natural habitat illegally. Fay is condemned to eternal imprisonment and is made into living stone, becoming part of the stone circle.

Vivienne Fay was a great villain. She used everyone and everything around her to ensure her powerbase. The properties of the Great Seal allowed her to cement myth and legend including the Gog, Magog legend. Susan Engel gives one of the most relaxed portrayal ever in the show. Her villain is so sure of herself that nothing fazes her. She instantly deals with problems and the Doctor proves a difficult one to deal with. It is sheer desperation that allows him to defeat her once and for all. Fay was the ultimate wolf in sheep’s clothing with the patience of a serpent. Nothing mattered to her bar her own ambitions. And for the 100th story, she was the perfect fit. Evil has never been so suave.

White Boba Fett Debuts at Newry Minicon’s First Ever Show

By and photos copyright of Owen Quinn

Sunday 29th March saw the very first Newry minicon at the Canal Court Hotel. Lots of fun was had and it saw the white Boba Fett cosplay by Karl Dornan. Check out some of the great cosplayers at work today.

Local Author Releases Debut Novel. What price is your soul?

B Owen Quinn author

Locla Armagh author, Robert T Nesbitt has released his debut novel, Eidolon Nexus. What price is your soul.

Time shivers. The city exhales. And something ancient stirs beneath the neon. Chronos slips through the cracks— a quiet tremor in the hours, a pulse beneath the rain. Memories unravel like smoke, rewinding, repeating, rewriting. Drawn toward the whispering heart of the Eidolon Nexus, He walks streets that bend like wounded light, shadows that remember him, reflections that breathe. Every step is a fracture. Every moment is borrowed. Every truth is a ghost wearing the shape of time. When Chronos awakens and the Nexus opens its eye, Reality becomes a tide— And he is already drifting. Freeing your soul comes at a price!

Buffy and Angel star returns to Dublin Comic Con Spring 2027

We’re thrilled to announce that fan favorite, James Marsters, is heading to Dublin Comic Con – Spring Edition 2027!

Best known as Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, James has become a fan-favourite across generations, as well as appearing in Smallville and more.

Get ready to meet a true cult icon when he joins us in Dublin next Spring!

Spring 2027

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Departed Star for Dublin Comic Con Summer 2026

We’re delighted to welcome David O’Hara to Dublin Comic Con – Summer Edition this August 8th & 9th!
David is known for his powerful performances across film and TV, including Braveheart, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1, and The Departed.

Best of Trek: DS9’s Children of Time S05E20

By Owen Quinn author

All photos copyright of Paramount Pictures

When Dax’s scientific curiosity plunges the weary crew of the Defiant into orbit above a world surrounded by an energy field, they are contacted by people with familiar names. Soon, they discover this colony is made up from their descendants. Two hundred years previously, the Defiant was thrown back in time when it tried to go through the energy field only to crash on this world. With no choice but to survive, they settled into this new life. Kira died leaving Odo alone. Now they know they future, the divided crew are split on what to do. Go home to their families wiping the colony from history or stay here and let the crash happen to ensure 8,000 of their ancestors stay alive.

Only Odo is still alive from the original crew and Kira learns a startling secret; a secret that may well bring destruction upon all of them.

Star trek has dealt with many deep and powerful themes over the decades but Deep Space 9’s fifth season episode Children of Time stands today as not only a powerful piece of science fiction but an extraordinary piece of television drama. We have seen dilemmas over one life against millions but here we have a situation so unique that it changes our heroes forever. There is no reset button, no easy answer but the emotional depths of this story stay with you long after the episode ends.

Children of Time is a very unique and integral episode to the show as it takes place in the middle of the Dominion War and as we know the DS9 crew are instrumental in stopping the Dominion from winning and wiping out the Federation. It also brings to a head a story thread involving Odo’s secret love for Kira. Additionally we get a new aspect of Dax and what may have been. All of the characters are put under the microscope as they are faced with letting all of their ancestors die.

The fact that their ancestors are so likeable makes it hard for us as an audience to easily come up for an answer as top whether the crew should turn tail and go home. Now they know what will happen they can now evade that future and continue with their lives. However the cost will be the extinction of this colony.

O’Brien is fully committed to going home as he has a family while Worf would stay as this could be their destiny. O’Brien throws in the fact that Worf rarely sees his son Alexander so it would be easy for him. This is interesting given how little the honourable Worf pays attention to his son. While he tried to be a father on the Enterprise, Worf and Alexander have moved apart. For all his honour speeches and the fact he risked death when his father was accused of being the traitor, looking at his speech in Birthright when he finds out his father may well be alive, Worf’s treatment of his son is shameful. Whereas O’Brien has a young daughter and a son whom he loves dearly. He is happily married and will move heaven and earth to get home.

Kira is happy to accept her fate and when she tells O’Brien that the Prophets will look after Keiko and the kids, he gives her a short answer. This reflects his true feelings about her religion. This is O’Brien at his best. He is the everyday man we know and love who refuses to give up. In the alternate history, he was the last to give up which is very much him but he honoured his lost loved ones by naming his new family after them which is carried on sown the bloodline.

The alternate history of how they survived and grew after the crash is fascinating. Bashir is delighted that his healing skills are something of a legend while such is the power of Worf, there are Klingons both born and those who have adapted the lifestyle and teachings. They live separately to the rest of the colony while Dax meets a future Dax, Yedrin Dax, who has a plan to allow both the crew to leave while maintaining the colony safe behind the planet’s energy barrier.

When the Defiant came through the energy barrier it caused a duplication effect as seen when Kira was hit by a blast of energy. We, as an audience, have seen her split in two for a second before merging back. Yedrin has plotted a course that will send the Defiant safely through the barrier leaving them intact. He is a source of great stories about what happened. Dax and Worf got married, Worf was shaking with nerves and hated the fact Jadzia cut her hair short. All these anecdotes build a lovely picture but when Yedrin is exposed as a fraud, it brings out more in Dax.

Yedrin’s plan will ensure the Defiant crashes and when challenged, he reveals the guilt he feels for causing this in the first place. It was Jadzia’s need to make the next big discovery at any cost that robbed all these people of their home. This is something you don’t really think of but the brilliant Jadzia is so loveable, we forget she has a double intelligence that takes risks to be the first.

Now the choice of letting events happen as before or not is down to the crew.

The other cog in the wheel is Kira played by the wonderful Nana Visitor.

Sadly, the discharge that struck her caused irrevocable damage to her synaptic pathways which, without the medical facilities of DS9, caused her to die weeks later. Her grave is on a hill and she gets a special guide; Odo. But our Odo is currently stuck in liquid form as the barrier cancels out his shapeshifting ability. This Odo is one that has loved for over two hundred years. This Odo has mamanged to improve his shapeshifting and looks more human than before.

But this Odo jas been living with a broken heart for all these years and he takes Kira down to the planet after he tells her that he loves her. Taken aback, she accepts his invitation and visits her own grave. Odo is hopeful they can avoid this future and she and her Odo can finally have a relationship now she knows the truth.

It is an intersting dilemma. Kira’s survival is part of the equation and when Yedrin throws it in Sisko’s face about risking all their lives for just Kira’s, Sisko slaps him down hard. Jadzia and Kira are close friends so it’s startling to see this Dax ready to sacrifice her for the sake of the colony. But it is guilt that drives Yedrin.

Sisko decides that they are going home and as the final day descends over the colony, they find the colonsit planting fields despite the fact they know they are about go be wiped out from existence. The crew help them and when O’brien is shamed into helping by one of his great, great granddaughters and finally interacts with them, he goes to Sisko and tells him, they can’t let these people die. They have to let history take its course. The decision is made to let the Defiant crash as it did before.

With this decision, it would have been cool to see what happens to the rest of the galaxy since the key players of the war are now gone. Would the Dominion win? Would the Federation fall and humanity destroyed a la Star Trek Enterprise’s episode, Twilight? But it also displays the very heart of Trek. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Could you really look at yourself in the mirror knowing you had let babies you had held hours earlier, die in the blink of an eye where lives are never lived? It could also be argued that it also shows the faith the crew have in the rest of the galaxy in defeating the Dominion. Add to that the issue of Ben Sisko being the Emissary of Bajor and soon to be revealed as part prophet/wormhole alien himself. The Prophets let him crash in the first place and never came looking for him or sent any visions. Given Sisko has always been of Bajor, it seeds curious that they could not do something especially as we saw them wipe out an entire Dominion fleet inside the wormhole. We know they have certain time travel abilities given the Orb of Time so it does raise the question of why they never came back for Sisko. It is a testament to Kira’s faith that she chooses the colony over her own life.

But at the last second, the Defiant swerves and avoids the wormhole. In a second, history wipes the colony away. We learn that it was the other Odo that ensured the ship would not crash in order to save Kira. This appals Kira. She had opened herself to feelings for Odo but now all she sees is a man that murdered 8,000 people for her. That is something the Dominion would do just to send a message so how well does she know Odo after all? Is he a lot darker and dangerous than she thought? It’s not the first time she has seen a darker side to him as seen in Necessary Evil and Through The Looking Glass so it is certainly there. This derails any chance of a relationship going forward.

In this case, the needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many resulting in mass death. Children of Time is a love story exploring many issues and being the hard hitting show Deep Space 9 always was. Children of Time stands today as strongly as it did when broadcast. A beautiful weave of sci-fi and human drama that shine sbrightly in the Star Trek universe.

Tales from Ballinfree Book Excerpt: Oscar the Octopus

By and copyright of Owen Quinn

Tales from Ballinfree is a brand new book series for children. It is a real return to the innocence and simplicity of a child’s world growing up.

It follows three friends, Rose Hoppity, a determined young frog, Lala Bumby, a brave rabbit also known as Rocket Rabbit with a love of bowties for every occasion and butterfly, Diamond Sparkle who loves all things sparkly. Together, we meet the unhabitants of Ballinfree and beyond in a series of exciting books.

Adventure is everywhere you look.

Welcome to the land of Ballinfree where anything can happen.

Join the good hearted Rose Hoppity, a young frog, Lala Bumby, the brave young rabbit and beautiful butterfly, Diamond Sparkle and all their friends on their exciting adventures.

In this volume, their class goes to the beach on a school trip for the very first time. Exploring the rockpools, Rose, Lala and Diamond meet Oscar, an octopus who has a very unique problem.
Can they help him solve his issue and get him back to his mummy before they have to return home?

Diamond hovered over a deeper pool with slightly blacker water than they had seen so far.

“Look at this!” she called.

“Wonder why the water is so different here?” asked Rose trying to see something in it. Rose, Lala and Diamond stood together looking down into the murky pool.

Suddenly a long orange…something with big white suckers all along it, slapped the rock before them. It looked like a leg of some sort. In a heartbeat another quickly followed, also slapping on the rock.

Suddenly, a huge bulbous head rose slowly before them, water running off it. Three more leg like sucker things broke from the water. They glistened with the salt water.

Lala, Rose and Diamond, all alone, clutched each other tightly in fear as they realised just how far they had come.

The great bulbous head, unlike anything they had ever seen before either in books or real life, opened two yellow and big black coin eyes on either side. The eyes stared at them as a beak where the mouth should be snapped open and shut.

“Only birds have beaks!” cried Diamond holding tightly on to the others. They were trembling, their legs refusing to run.

“What is it?” cried Rose staring at that hungry beak.

“It’s a big, baldy bird monster!” Lala cried, closing his eyes

“No, it’s…it’s a sea monster!” cried Rose. “And I think it eats frogs, rabbits and butterflies!”

The trio hugged each other tightly, afraid to move as the monster reared before them.

“Aaaaargh!”

To be continued

TW meets Knight Dunk aka Peter Claffey

By, and photos copyright of, Owen Quinn

I’ve never been a fan of Game of Thrones so had no real interest in any of it apart from when Matt Smith was cast in House of the Dragon. I had never heard of Knight of the 7th Kingdom and for some reason, caught a few reels on Instagram. I thought this was different as it felt like a buddy movie in the vein of Lethal Weapon, the Star Wars droids and even the Mandalorian and Grogu.

So, when it was announced that Peter Claffey was attending along with fellow star young Dexter who plays Egg, it meant nothing to me at all. My son is a volunteer and was given Peter as his guest for the weekend. I was hoping he’d get Kate Mulgrew so I was nonchalant when he told me.

I rarely admit I am worng but here it is in black and white folks.

I was sooooo wrong!!!

Peter Claffey and Dexter were amazing guests.

Peter loves West Belfast and filming here and this was their first convention appearance ever as with Dexter. It won’t be their last.

Peter is so laid back and didn’t really know what to expect. His queue never stopped all weekend and their panel was very good. Check out the video of him and R2D2 on his Instagram to see what I mean. He’s up far a laugh, can sing Backstreet’s Back on set, do a Family Guy Louis impersonation and is a giant at 6 foot 5 inches tall. This was handy when he played for Ireland in his rugby days.

There are no airs or graces with him. He is very take people as they are and was surprised at how popular he was. It never went to his head as he chatted and posed with fans all weekend. And that’s the nicest thing about him. He isn’t shy to tell you how nervous he was doing the audition or how he threw up when he got the job. Peter is a guest you could sit and talk to all day because he has never forgotten his roots and you can picture him being a granny’s favourite. He is very protective of Dexter and you can see their chemistry on stage. It is no surprise that the show is a hit and currently filming season two.

Dublin Comic Con was his taste of fandom and I very much doubt we have seen the last of Peter in Dublin, Belfast and beyond.

An absolute gentleman and a legend.

Forgotten Heroes: Jack O’Neill Stargate the Movie

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

I was recently made aware of just how many movies and television shows the younger generation have never heard of, never mind seen. So to that end, we look back at some characters you really need to see before you kick the bucket.

Did you know that in 1995 my buddy and I saw a UFO fly over the motorway on the way to Belfast to watch a movie? My friend and I said nothing for years. I know now it was in fact a stealth aircraft not publicly revealed at that time. The minute I saw photos of these craft; my idea we had been visited by aliens was gone. However, that wasn’t my only UFO. But anyway the movie we were going to see was Stargate which was the reason we said nothing. Seeing a UFO on the way to a sci fi movie would be ridiculed for sure.

You all know by now I’m a huge fan of Kurt Russell and before the television series and the Richard Dean Anderson version, Russell gave us a hero that went on a journey that would inspire over twelve years of adventures.

What both the movie and television versions of Jack O’Neill share is his backstory. His son died after shooting himself when Jack left his gun lying around. He and his wife subsequently divorced in the TV version but in the movie they were together or at least living in the same house. When we first meet him, Jack is sitting in his son’s room and puts a gun into his mouth. Jack has left the military and the arrival of two officers unknowingly prevent him committing suicide. He is clearly wracked with guilt and is a smoker (which the television version was not).

It’s weird seeing Russell with a buzz cut rather than his longer hair style but his expression alone conveys to the audience that this is a man with nothing to live for. When the chance to man the Stargate mission lands in his lap, Jack has an agenda of his own in ensuring it succeeds.

Despite Daniel Jackson’s value to the mission Jack is initially hostile towards him and allows his men to be the same.

When they meet the planet’s inhabitants and are welcomed with open arms, Jack becomes a role model to the teenagers, especially Skaara. Jack is happy for them to try a cigarette even though he knows they will spit them out but snaps when they try to handle his rifle. Being with these kids is a stark reminder of what he is missing out on with his son’s death. While Daniel is off translating it gives Jack time to engage with people, something he has avoided.

Perhaps this has a double-sided effect on him at this point. A reminder of his son which makes him even more determined to succeed in this mission and that there are others in life that need him whether he knows it or not. With Daniel’s blossoming romance, he sees a future bloom but when he looks at himself, his future is a tombstone. With no one to love, life is pointless but meeting these oppressed people shows him he is needed both as a soldier and a man willing to stand up for others.

It isn’t long before Jack and Daniel come face to face with the sun god Ra, in reality a kidnapped primitive human host to a parasitic alien. Ra uses humans as slaves and the Stargate is part of his technology. This will all be expanded upon in the television series.

But faced with a whole new level of threat against a creature and his animal masked army, Jack knows he must complete his mission. He has brought a bomb with him in order to destroy the Stargate. The military and scientists expected an alien incursion at some point and the existence of the Stargate made it suddenly very real. But Ra has the bomb aboard his pyramid ship. When Daniel and Jack are taken before Ra, Jack tries to kill him but Ra’s slave children gather round their god and Jack cannot bring himself to see another child die.

All seems lost but Jack has failed to see the effect that he has had on Skaara and the citizens. When Ra tries to force Daniel to murder Jack and the others in front of the people, the seeds of rebellion have already been sown and they fight back. The kids have stolen Jack’s men’s weapons and use them to aid their escape from Ra and his forces. Daniel forces Jack to reveal his mission after Jack snaps at his men for trying to make these kids substitute soldiers.

It is his real first emotional break that betrays his pain inside. Daniel questions if he has a family and Jack says no parent should outlive their child. Instead of a sympathetic response Daniel bluntly reminds him none of them want to die and it is a pity he is in such a rush to. While it is the first time Jack has spoken about his loss, Daniel sees the bigger picture and refuses to let Jack’s pain consume them all. Jack does have something to live for but isn’t seeing it.

But Ra intends to use the bomb, replace its warhead with one of his own and send it through the gate back to Earth wiping it out. So Jack and the others launch an offensive but even in the final battle he intends to stay behind and blow the bomb. He sets off the timer but Daniel’s love interest Sha’uri is killed. Daniel uses the rings teleporter to bring her back to life aboard Ra’s ship in a sarcophagus, the source of Ra’s longevity. Jack gets into a fist fight with Ra’s head guard and after a brutal battle takes him down by triggering his control bracelet letting the rings decapitate the guard. Here we get the line of dialogue everyone remembers from the movie,

“Give my regards to King Tut, asshole!” Only Kurt Russell can say it and mean it in such an every-man way.

But the bomb is counting down. With less than two minutes to go Jack turns the bomb off to give Daniel more time but it will not stop. Jack releases too late his noble sacrifice was for nothing as Ra has made sure no-one can turn it off on Earth. Suddenly in the face of absolute death, life is looking a lot more attractive to Jack.

Daniel and Sha’uri beam back. With Ra’s ship launching, fleeing the people’s rebellion, they beam the bomb aboard his ship courtesy of the decapitated corpse thus saving everyone on the planet. Jack is touched when Skaara and the others salute him for freeing them from Ra. He showed them the key to freedom lay within themselves and now they are showing him he is loved and valued.

Now Jack finds he is not the one staying behind as Daniel stays instead with Sha’uri. Daniel asks if he is going to be alright. Jack smiles and chuckles and for the first time in a long time thinks he’s going to be alright. He has a purpose back and a reason to live. He will go on to honour his son’s memory just as he has done with Skaara and the others albeit unwittingly.

Kurt Russell wasn’t quite finished with Stargate as he made an unscheduled visit to the set of the television series meeting his successor Richard Dean Anderson and Michael Shanks as Daniel Jackson. Kurt Russell has always enjoyed his time on the movie and his association with the franchise. While Anderson took the character in a new direction, his failing marriage and son’s death are dealt with and resolved in the first season freeing the character. But none of it would have happened without Kurt Russell’s performance.

Two Lost Episodes of Doctor Who Found

By Owen Quinn author

It was rumoured for a while but today, it has been confirmed that two lost episodes from the sixties era of Doctor Who have been recovered. And they are two of the most hoped for.

Two episodes of the Dalek’ Masterplan have been found in a collection quite by chance. Peter Purves who played companion Steven in the show and was part of that massive 12 part story was invited to a screening of them.

The Nightmare Begins and Devil’s Planet have been recovered. These are, respectively, the first and third episodes of 1965 epic, which now gives fans the first three episodes of this story. The significance of this find means that hope is once again revived for the rest of the missing episodes. In the sixties, once an episode of anything was aired, the BBC junked it. The William Hartnell and Patrick Troughton eras were victims of this but a lot has been recovered from foreign TV stations and private film collections. I heard years ago at a convention in Liverpool that a collector had Marco Polo but was scared of prosecution if he admitted to it. I think it is safe to say, he’d be hailed a hero for saving a beautiful historical story.

Fans can now look forward to these being released on Blu ray in some format for all to enjoy sixty years after they aired. Hope, right now, is burning bright again.

You can read the full story here: Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in ‘ramshackle’ collection – BBC News