The Biggest Flaw with Obi Wan Kenobi

                    By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

photos copyright Owen Quinn

I am convinced that Disney are listening to every word I say. I was having a discusswith a buddy of mine about why would Leia ever name her kid Ben since she had neve met him. Lo and behold, they did a series explaining that very plothole.

When it was rumoured that Disney were working on a new series for Ewan McGregor’s version of Obi Wan Kenobi, fans were ecstatic. Comics for years have been filling in the blanks of characters lives between series and movies. Kenobi was an obvious one. Exactly what did he do in the desert for all that time? Did he really sit there waiting for Luke to reach the right age to sweep him away to fight his father? It would be a bit boring and waste of life if he did so. That bloody sand gets everywhere. So here we are sitting in the afterglow of the first series with news of series 2 confirmed.

So here we go and witness the time Leia was kidnapped and fugitive Obi Wan Kenobi was lured out of hiding by her father Bail Organa. It was a race that would bring in Vader and the Inqusitors to capture Kenobi and kill out a Jedi that should have died the nght of Order 66. However what Kenobi did to Anakin causing his metamorphosis into Darth Vader has burned in Vader all this time. He wants Kenobi to suffer as he did and nothing will stand in his way.

All Jedi are being hunted down by the Inquisitors but when Reva Sevand learns Kenobi has resurfaced, she makes him her personal project even murdering the Grand Inquisitor. If she can gain Vader’s favour by capturing Kenobi then she can get close enoughto kill Vader for murdering her fellow younglings the night of Order 66. Yep Reva was a jedi in training but has kept her secret all this time rising up through inquisitor ranks to achieve her goal.

We all know that it will end with a showdown between Vader and Kenobi, years before their final one on the Death Star and yes it does when hidden emotion and regret come boiling forth in a proper Force fight. This series is limterally a tick list of what fans want to see; McGregor back, Christian Haydensen back in full Vader and pre Vader mode. Liam Neeson popping up, Owen and Beru, Kenobi saying ‘Hello there’ to a young Luke. It’s all there and enjoyable but such a gift from Disney blinded many to a very simple thing- there’s no drama in the series at all. The so called cliffhangers are as devoid of tension as brewer’s droop. It just isn’t there.

The problem with filling in blanks is we already know the future. We know Leia will be fine. We know Kenobi if captured, will escape and go back into hiding. We know Luke grows up under the care of Owen and Beru so nothing really bad is going to happen. But for me the series fell completely flat when Reva found out that Vader had children and went to hunt Luke down. Any other show we would have been on our seats but not here. We already can see how it’s going to go just from that cliffhanger. Reva knowing about the kids means nothing. We know she will not tell Vader, will not kill the kids and probably have a change of heart and make a truce of some kind with Kenobi. So there is no drama in it. It’s an empty threat. No one can deny that the Vader/Kenobi fight is awesome and I bought the figures before the nay sayers come to kill me. It’s this blinkered enjoyment that robs the show of true grit and protects it from criticism. But it’s true.

Why didn’t the writers try to subvert our expectations and insert a danger which could severely harm the characters we know survive but need a miracle to survive it. Reva’s backstory is a good subversion of audience expectations but there was nothing else. It was all pretty standard, enjoyable and better than the Book of Boba Fett.

This series really wrote itself ensuring fan needs but without the drama required to bring back the casual viewer.

The Time Warriors: Red Water Story List

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

Here’s a quick guide to the stories in The Time Warriors Book Red Water.

HOMECOMING:

When Jacke’s grandmother dies, each of the Time Warriors return home to catch up with their loved ones. Varran questions his own being leading him to a chance meeting. Tyran meets her brother’s new girlfriend and Jacke rethinks her mission. But there is a viper in the nest right under their noses using their most treasured loved ones against them.

This story was designed to be a quieter moment in between the madness that came before and the finale Tempest when the Family make their move. It was a chance to introduce the families before Tempest. Several key characters are introduced especially the members of Tyran’s family. Robert, her elder brother and his pregnant girlfriend Sharon will play pivotal roles in the future, I wanted people to want to spend time with Tyran’s parents. Having that emotional connection is important to establish as it helps the reader identify with the characters.

It also gives Michael and his Nan, Maisie, a chance to catch up where he has to tell her some news. Whereas we get to eplore the connection between the Baker women through Jacke’s grief. Her gran’s death brings a lot of self doubt to the surface for Jacke which ahe has to figure out if she is to stay with the Time Warriors.

RED WATER:

When a man is allegedly murdered by Bigfoot in the town of Red Water, part of Varran’s past is revealed when we meet the Native American tribe he has deep connections with. Stripped of all tecnology they journey deep into the forests in order to stop an incursion from a war that took place before time began.

I love the legends of Sasquatch and it was always my intention from the beginning to introduce Bigfoot to the Time Warriors universe. So here we go.

I always like to put in elements of Varran’s past where I can and sometimes in real life you discover legends that can fit right in to your story. This was no exception when I read about the story of Jacko. He was a oung Bigfoot captured by loggers and sold to a travelling carnival. He dosappeared from the train carrying him never to be seen again. How could I resist? I also wanted to keep the lost history elements and eplore what the Sasquatch really are and what are the different crypto monsters people see in the forests. If you look at the world you can weave things together to hopefully come up with an entertaining story.

SUMMER’S END:

It’s Jacke’s birthday and the Warriors travel back to ancient Ireland to see e how Halloween was celebrated in ancient times by the Celts. However they stumble across an ancient battle that has taken place for years. What is the Shield of Scathach? What secrets do the Druids guard and why is Jacke destined to be part of their numbers? But the veil between worlds is about to fall and when it does, the demon will come, demons that the Time Warriors have fought before.

This is one of my favourites to write and again you can take elements of myth and legend, in this case Irish, and weave them together. I then took an old villain from the Time Warriors past and inserted them into the story.

Yes, the Mentara, our deuendly neighbourhood flesh eating arachnids are back.

Putting them into the Halloween myth worked seamlessly and it was nice to explain what bonfires were originally designed for among other things. This is the one I would love to see filmed because there are so many opportunities here for cinametic visuals. The characters feel more comfortable together and mesh brilliantly. Summer’s End will have far reaching consequences for the Warriors due to Varran’s actions which don’t go down well with the others.

As always, time will tell…

MELTDOWN:

After returing from a planet where they witnessed the destruction of a research facility where everyone murdered each other, the Warriors begin to behave differently. Who is the Mirror Man torturing Varran? Why has Michael become so aggressive and Tyran murderous? Jacke’s mind is being torn in half. To save the day, Varran decides the best thing would be to change everything and travel back to prevent the destruction of Xereba.

It is always nice to remind the readers that there are alien vistas out there and not always pleasant ones. The sight of mass murder frenzy should impact our characters appropriately.

Exploration of our character’s inner thoughts and putting them in a different mindset from the ones we are used to also allows us to see different sides of their personalities including their darker sides.

Varran unintentionally became the focus of this story as it’s a chance to look at his innermost feelings on his guilt over his homeworld’s destruction.

I hope you enjo them and get your copy on Amazon today!

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TW meets Walking Dead’s Alanna Masterson

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

We are huge fans of the Walking DEad and while we have met a lot of the cast, we still have some gaps in our collection. So when we heard that Tara, actress Alanna Masterson, was coming to Dublin Comic Con Spring dition 2023, we had to go.

It was torrential rain for the whole day so any shelter was welcome. There was no one at her table when we arrived so we had the chance to talk about her time on the show. She told us that she only got a week’s notice that she was one of the cast chosen to have their head on a pike thanks to th evil Alpha,

The photo we chose to get signed had a sketch effect. We had similar ones for Chandler Riggs and Sonequa Martin-Green which are beautiful items to have aigned as pictured below. Alanna was a great guest that took time with the fans. Another poiitve Walking Dead experience.

Sadly my phone with my picture with her was damaged and lost everything but at least I can share the autograph with you.

The Time Warriors returns to USS Cuchulain

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

I’ve known the folks at the Star Trek group USS Cuchulain for a long time now and you can always count on them to showcase their work at Dublin Comic Con, Cuchulain stands for  a heroic warrior who single-handedly defends his country against invaders.They have an amazing replica bridge and this year we had an updated one. To sit in the captain’s chair and get your photo taken is free and this year they went for the rock left to right as if the bridge was under attack from a Klingon, Romulan or Borg cutting beam. Of course the Time Warriors changed it up a little. Instead of rocking with the blast, I was reading a book while the navigators reacted to the blast. It was the lastest book, The Time Warriors Only the Dead Get Off at Kymlinge and Other Stories. Well a little self promotion never did any harm…

Anyway if you want to get involved check out their Facebook page by clicking on the link below.

https://www.facebook.com/USSCuchulain

TW meets Walking Dead’s Beta Ryan Hurst

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

We had already met Ryan Hurst when we attended Walker Stalker in London when he was there as part of the Sonss of Anarchy crew including Ron Perlman and Sean O’Flanagan.

Ironically it was a week later that he had landed the role of Beta in the Walking Dead, side kick to the evil Alpha controlling the Whisperers. We never got a photo with him, just the autograph, so when we heard he was coming to Dublin Comic Con Spring Edition 2023 we had to secure the photo. Ryan’s a big fella and I felt like a dwarf beside him. He seemed a little bit sick but he was pleasant and we got Beta off our list. Now Dublin, where is Alpha?

Sadly my phone with my picture with him was damaged and lost everything so can’t even share the photo i got with him.

Salem’s Lot’s Straker: The Man With A Plan

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

The wonderful world of evil gives us villains and monsters in every guise. From the deadly Sith Lord Darth Vader to Doctor Who’s Master to the human hating robotic Cylons, each of these examples has a very distinctive look.

However, the most dangerous villains of all are the monsters wrapped in the cloak of normality. The Stephen King story Salem’s Lot gave us antique business man Richard Straker. In the television mini series he was brought to life by the late, great James Mason.

In a change from the novel, the Tobe Hooper mini series decided to switch things about. Here, Straker takes centre stage and Barlow is kept off screen for quite some time. This heightens the atmosphere immensely. Like waiting for the shark in Jaws to appear, we are waiting for that moment when Barlow finally rears his ugly head. When he kills Ned Tebbets in his prison cell, mist and the wave of a clawed hand mark his arrival before his full terrifying face marks the last thing Ned will ever see. The terror on his face is as palpable today as it was then.

But the unsung villain of the piece is Richard Straker. Outwardly he is an elderly Englishman dressed immaculately and living alone in the dreaded Marsten House preparing to open his antique business so he can retire. However, the truth is he is a man with a plan paving the way for his Master Barlow, to whom he has total devotion. He has selected Salem’s Lot very carefully for his ends. As he tells Constable Gillespie, it is a town similar to small towns all over the world. Is this an indication that he has sacrificed other towns to his Master’s cause?

In the Time Warriors books, Varran and the others know only too well that evil uses the cloak of normality to cause the most damage to us. Straker has planned the destruction of the town for a while. As writer Ben Mears (David Soul) later tells Doctor Norton that the town was chosen because it is insular, somewhat inbred and full blooded, quaint almost. Straker knows exactly how to take it down in advance and what obstacles he must remove. These obstacles do not involve the townspeople because Straker is simply there to pave the way and has lit the fuse.

Interestingly, it gives us an insight that he has done this before and knows what to do. Ben Mears’ comment about the town being full blooded is more accurate than he knows. The vampire plague uses the citizen’s connections with each other to spread.

Ralphie goes after his brother Danny who then goes after their best friend Mark having converted Mike Ryerson in the cemetery. Mike then targets Jason Burke, his former teacher and man who gave him refuge when sick. Susan Norton targets boyfriend Ben Mears. Alcoholic Weasel converts his former wife, boarding house owner, Eva Miller. The now vampire Ned Tebbet visits Deputy Constable Nolly Gardner because he threw Ned in the jail to sober up after attacking Ben. So closely connected are they all that the vampire conversion is swift. It’s a perversion of human community taking something we all are part of no matter where we live and twisting it to suit Straker and Barlow’s needs.

What could be more disarming than an elderly gentleman seeking to settle down with an antique business for the rest of his years away from a hectic city? He’s a stranger, a little odd as he says to the Constable therefore the perfect suspect when a child goes missing. Anyone else in the police spotlight would be panicking but Straker literally invites it upon himself.

He knows how to play games with humans and what buttons to press. It is his knowledge of the horror he protects and humans’ refusal to believe the same that cement his victory.

Estate agent Larry Crockett is fuelled by money and power. He is having an affair with his secretary Bonnie and these weaknesses are what Straker uses to gain entry into the town. Simply by plying Crockett with money, Straker controls him without Crockett even realising.

For him it’s good business. He is literally Straker’s Yes Man. There is nothing he won’t do to ensure Straker is fully installed into the town. This is Straker’s intentions as well but on a much grisly and darker scale. Indeed, Straker says that he has told Barlow how helpful Crockett has been and will be rewarded accordingly. As we discover this simple compliment is in fact Straker marking Crockett as the first to be killed and turned.

Even the location for his antiques store is a metaphor for what his soul really hides. It was originally a doctor’s practice, a place of healing which is now a place of old pieces of history; objects that were once important but now lie decaying in a shop.

That is exactly what is to become of the townspeople of Salem’s Lot.

Vampires are literally walking history books filled with the stories of the forgotten and lost. They are walking antiques which make Straker the perfect guardian for his Master. He is the guardian of ancient darkness. We know he had businesses in London and Hamberg and his knowledge on the subject is second to none. Even when Ben Mears reveals his knowledge of Georgian silver through the death of his aunt, Straker is dismissive. He comments that the death of the woman is an unfortunate way to acquire knowledge. However when Straker learns that Mears is a writer who wants to meet Barlow, he grins and comments that Barlow will find Mears a pleasure. Is the implication here that Barlow absorbs knowledge from his victims equipping him to survive in our world and evade detection?

Indeed Straker is steeped in dark religion which we see through his actions. This also allows us a glimpse into how the vampire world works. Even they it seems have rules that must be followed.

Straker’s plan is to unravel Salem’s Lot from within so the vampire takeover can go smoothly. This means he must remove any obstacles in his way.

Straker kills grave digger Mike Ryerson’s dog, Faithful, with his bare hands. This echoes the hound the guards the gates of Hell which is now Straker himself. This echoes Ben Mears comment later that Straker is a guard dog for Barlow himself. He now stands at the gates through which evil can now flow freely.

The second thing he must do is sacrifice a child. There is a hint that Straker has some supernatural powers because he conjures a wind to separate brothers Ralphie and Danny Glick. He murders Ralphie and takes him to the cellar of the house. Using more money he has gotten Ned and Mike to transport Barlow’s coffin from the docks to the house. However they don’t follow instructions and padlock the cellar doors as instructed. Barlow has gone by the time he gets there (as Larry Crockett becomes Barlow’s first victim).

We get to see the façade slip as he gleefully unwraps the child’s body and leaves it as an offering to his Master. In this instance the entire town’s death warrants have been signed.

His second obstacle is the law. He knows full well that the disappearance of a child will bring attention to him as a stranger. Thus begins a beautiful game of cat and muse between him and Constable Gillespie.  Straker in his body language and speech has no fear of the law.

Indeed when Gillespie comes to him asking to present his suits for forensics in the murder of Ralphie, Straker acts like the implication offends him. When Gillespie claims he is always on duty, Straker is almost rolling his eyes as he replies how safe and snug that makes him feel. You can be sure that Gillespie is also near the top of the list to be converted quickly.

When giving the suits over he goads Gillespie by pointing out the police officer’s inherent racism towards Straker for being different from the locals. This difference is heightened by Straker’s unfamiliarity to the Yeown (a local term for children). Not one to be beaten he confuses the Constable with the word ciao (Italian for goodbye)

 By doing this Straker highlights how insular Constable is by not knowing a universally known term for goodbye. It really shows his contempt for these people. To him there are insignificant ignorant creatures ripe for harvest.  As he walks the streets his subtle glances around him indicate Straker is mentally filling his larder for his Master to feast.

Gillespie is a tough cop who will face anything. He isn’t used to any challenges to his authority so Straker is new. As a weathered cop, Gillespie knows Straker is involved somehow but he is powerless to do anything. Without proof, his hands are tied. With more and more people disappearing and the deaths of several others including Ned, Danny and Mike, Gillespie knows he is powerless.

Whatever is happening is beyond his experience and something he can’t simply shoot or arrest. His bubble of Salem’s Lot is burst when he learns that there is more to this world than the word Chao. It is something that is undermining him personally. He is sworn to protect the town but it is falling apart around him. He cannot protect the people any more. In desperation, Gillespie gathers his family into his car along with as many belongings as he can gather and flees the town.

The third obstacle is the religious powerhouse. Father Callahan is the town’s conscience and keeper of their sins. He is the man that God has appointed to forgive sins and save their souls. There is nothing stronger than a person’s faith so for this battle, it takes both Barlow and Straker to take the priest down. As the beacon for spiritual faith Father Callahan is their most deadly foe. We have seen that Holy Water glows blue in the presence of a vampire showing us faith is a great weapon in this fight. All you need to do is maintain it in the face of these monsters.

As a Christian town, Salem’s lot is already cracking with the likes of Bonnie and Larry’s extra martial affair. Mark Petrie’s parents have no faith in his love of monsters wanting him to be more normal. He is a closet embarrassment to them but it is this faith in his monsters that makes him the ultimate warrior. Ben Mears’ is seen as a suspicious character due to his wife’s death years earlier despite being one of their own.  He is a threat because his imagination allows him to accept the possibility of vampires. His terrifying childhood experience at the Marsten House when he saw Hubie Marsten hanging from the ceiling and opening his eyes strengthens his belief that evil is very real. That is why he knows that the house is a beacon for evil.

Straker and Barlow’s conversion of the people is too far advanced. Father Callahan has noticed his congregation is dwindling and yet he isn’t strong enough to ask the questions he needs to. Like so many secrets, it is swept under the carpet.

When Straker confronts him in the Petrie’s kitchen, we see him at his most vicious. His words are designed to destroy the brick wall that is Callahan’s faith.

It is the only time he and Barlow stand side by side in the entire series such is the threat Father Callahan poses. He is a servant of the Lord just as Straker is Barlow’s. Callahan is the polar opposite of Straker.

Yet God fails to appear in the priest’s hour of need. These demons have murdered Mark Petrie’s parents in front of the priest, destroying a loving family without being invited indoors. It seems that is also a myth. Evil incarnate stands before him with both demon and human faces. It shatters Callahan’s faith…almost.

Straker attacks like a rottweiler, his words ripping away at the priest’s faith. Straker taunts him by ridiculing him as shamen, priest, holy man. He forces the priest to sacrifice his life for Mark’s.

Mason perfectly plays it as his face twists with venom and bile towards what he sees as an abomination. Callahan stands ready crucifix before him, his faith dissolving despite himself. Barlow hovers agitatedly afraid to attack. Father Callahan’s faith is still strong but is failing. The impossible stands before him shattering everything he ever knew. If these demons can simply walk in and destroy lives then why isn’t God stepping in to stop them?

Again Straker challenges to pit his faith against Barlow’s faith. Wavering Father Callahan falls internally allowing Barlow to rip the cross from the helpless man’s hands. If it hadn’t been for Straker’s words then there was a good chance Callahan would have held his own against the vampire. The scene also shows how devoted Straker is to his Master. He rips away at Callahan relentlessly, again knowing exactly how to deflate his faith. He is virtually exploding with excitement at the prospect of ripping out the religious heart of the town. The priest’s death secures the end of the town.

It is also this moment that allows Straker to finally show his true colours. The monster is unleashed as Ben, Mark and Norton storm the Marsten house to destroy Barlow. The shade of an elderly man is wiped away when Straker lifts Norton off the ground, holds him like a butterfly then with superhuman strength impales him on a wall mounted pair of antlers.

He then rips a solid wood spindle from the staircase and lunges to beat Ben to death with it. The writer knows Straker is a souped up human, a guard dog for Barlow but even he isn’t prepared for Barlow taking five bullets before finally falling. Even in his last breaths, Straker makes to rip another spindle as a weapon.

Straker may have shredded Father Callahan’s faith but he didn’t plan for the attack from Ben and Mark. It is Mason’s expression that convinces the audience that this is no ordinary old man and that he is not a happy bunny. His meticulous plan is in danger of coming unravelled.  He forgot that faith comes in different forms and this allows not only his defeat but Barlow’s also. Mark and Ben’s belief in the impossible makes them the unlikely guardians who can bring some sort of salvation to the town by burning it to the ground. Doctor Norton fell because he was so entrenched in his own clinical beliefs that even the resurrection of Marjorie Glick before his very eyes doesn’t entirely convince him of the vampire threat.

Straker saw the town as a sacrificial lamb but didn’t expect them to fight back. Changing his importance in the story ensured that Straker became not only a palpable threat but one that would terrify audiences.

Seeing a vampire kill someone is not a repugnant as seeing an elderly man unwrap a child’s body without emotion. Mason deftly jumps the line between charming and malicious in a heartbeat. His expression of cold fury is curtailed in a second by a pleasant greeting. By underplaying the menace he succeeds in making it more frightening in the simplest of expressions and actions.

No offence to Donald Sutherland in the remake but he doesn’t compare to Mason in the slightest. No other actor could have taken a line such as ‘I feel so snug and safe’ and make it sound like he’s telling the police to F off. Indeed when Mrs Petrie asks for credit for an antique for her husband’s birthday, his refusal and then immediate offer of holding it until Friday is chilling. He knows full well they will all be dead in days yet the woman leaves happy in the knowledge she will give her husband a happy birthday. We know it will never come.

Mason’s looks at the people he encounters are so dismissive and contempt filled that it is never obvious. However we as an audience know what is coming which leaves us screaming at the people to run.

If nothing else James Mason’s Straker proved that the darkest evil of all wears a human face.

The Time Warriors meet Ghostbusters Ireland

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

photos copyright Owen Quinn

The Time Warriors attended Dublin Comic Con on Saturday 11th March 2023 and met the Ghostbusters Ireland group. They had an impressive display with the classic Ecto 1, Slimer, Vigo and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. They have members in the North and South of the country united by their love of Ghostbuters. They appear at charity events too. and will be attending the Northern Ireland Comic Con in Lisburn In September this year. How could you not like Ghostbusters so why not give them a check out on Facebook at the link below.

https://www.facebook.com/TheIrishGhostbusters

Nipples & Bacta Tanks: Why the Book of Boba Fett Failed

By Owen Quinn author of the Time Warriors and Zombie Blues

copyright Owen Quinn

It was a time when every kid on the planet created brand new Star Wars in their imaginations. If reality is powered by dreams and wishes of the young then it was changed forever in the years when the original Star Wars rocked the world.

When I was a kid all we had were the original Star Wars movies and the Holiday Special. Everybody wished that George Lucas would make more Star Wars to feed our collective hunger but it never happened. Rumours persisted of new movies and a live action series but again to no avail.

Then the prequels happened and the Phantom Menace kicked us collectively hard in the balls. Our own adventures were our most treasured Star Wars moments while we were reminded of that old saying ‘be careful what you wish for’.

But the final three movies were to be made by Disney rather than George which is a whole other series of articles. When that deal was signed we knew that we were about to get swamped by a deluge of Star Wars. To be honest it is an easy money maker for Disney and every last inch of the universe is examined and prepped for a live action or animated treatment.

But for every Mandalorian there is a Book of Boba Fett.

It is also a sad indication of how little Disney does not really understand Star Wars. While The Mandalorian really took off in its second season, all the executives saw was those Mando helmets. They greenlit a show that couldn’t possibly fail because fans would lap it up and success would be assured.

Well, somebody miscalculated…very badly.

The Book of Boba Fett should have been the definitive bounty hunter show that cemented the legend of Boba Fett in fan’s memories and the genre for eternity. It wasn’t so why did it fail so badly?

The main reason is because Disney does not understand the character at all.

Boba Fett first appeared in cartoon form in the Holiday Special encountering Luke and the droids. Immediately fans sat up like the ears of a dog, fascinated by this new mysterious character who never took his helmet off. George was being clever because Fett was going to feature heavily in The Empire Strikes Back. We all know he wanted Han to collect Jabba’s bounty and nothing was going to stop him. His armour was so distinctive that they knew there was something special about this new character just from look alone.

His distinctive ship, Slave 1, became a top selling toy and everyone wanted the Boba figure. He was part of a major Kenner promo where you got him through the mail so it was Boba hype was at fever pitch.

He had 5 lines in total consisting of 27 words with screen time of 6 minutes and 32 seconds in Empire. 13 seconds of that were shots of Slave 1.

It is minimal but the effect was immediate. Everyone wanted to know who this character was and what lay under the helmet. While the prequels answered this to a degree, back in Empire’s days George cleverly kept all this to a minimum to stir the fervour. This is a great way to keep the audience’s interest and letting their own imaginations fill in the gaps. Such was that thirst for Fett that George Lucas got a huge kickback to how he killed Fett off in Return of the Jedi. The jaws of the Sarlacc were not for the likes of him so fan fiction reversed that death.

To them, Fett simply used his jet pack to escape being digested and returned to his life. Rumours of one’s death greatly benefit the life and profits of a bounty hunter.  

Indeed the Star Wars comic gave him the same get out clause to the joy of fans everywhere.

Yet, they still knew little to nothing about Boba Fett’s identity or background.

The mistake Disney made was the same one that Rob Zombie’s Halloween movies did with the character of Michael Meyers. We don’t need to know why a person is evil. Most times there is no reason; they are simply born with that darkness that will manifest with age. So Michael Meyers turns out the way he does due to his alcoholic abused childhood. That train of thought is so lazy and insulting to any child in that situation in real life. It just goes to show how insular and ignorant studio thinking can be.

Similarly we know Boba Fett as a child and see how he ended up as a bounty hunter given his father’s death at the hands of the Jedi. But everything after that is a blank. We still know nothing about him between being alone in the universe to becoming the most feared bounty hunter who dares speak back to Darth Vader.

Now the Star Wars database and publications have filled a lot of this in but in relation to canon, we can only go by what is played out on the big screen and television show.

We know because of the prequel what Boba Fett looks like because he is a clone of Jango Fett but isn’t it better to keep the helmet on like a Mandalorian is supposed to so we don’t get to see that confirmed?

The Mandalorian has removed his helmet on occasion but is struggling to redeem himself for that.

The first misstep from Disney was not including the jet pack escape from the Sarlacc like the comic. Instead we get a boring climbing out of the sand scene, What a great dramatic shot lost of his injured body smashing from the belly of the beast which would have made fans cheer. Disney is good at wish lists yet screwed this one up. They were probably in negotiation with getting Liam Neeson back for one minute of screen time in Kenobi.

Secondly, when he returns to our screens in The Mandalorian to retrieve his armour, we see his face. For me, through a sense of duty and honour to his father, Fett would have maintained some sort of covering to his face. How dramatic and cool would it be that his face is covered when he demands his armour and in the following shot we have Fett restored in full armour without getting a glimpse of his face at all?

Remember the shot of Vader in his chamber and the glimpse of the back of his scarred helmet just as his helmet goes on?

With some clever directing the same could have been achieved with the bacta tank scenes but sadly we get full visuals of everything including Fett nipples. I’m sure George never wanted that shot. There is no mystery any more as you literally see Fett naked to the viewer wearing only white pants, a far cry from the original intention of revealing as little as possible.

Outside of the storytelling itself, including the dreary Fett becomes a Tusken Raider idol aka Kung Fu master, the Fett we saw wants Jabba’s territory so promptly kills a bloated Bib Fortuna and takes the throne. It is a dramatic shot that promises so much and delivers nothing.

It can be argued that his method of taking over by being merciful is actually the tact of a master strategist who has no problem killing someone as quickly as he extends a morsel of mercy. That would be classic Fett but this version is so diluted; only the armour reminds you who he is.

The full impact of how they have messed up the character, as well as his solo platform, is seen as soon as the Mandalorian appears. He is the best part of The Book of Boba Fett, affectionately known as The Mandalorian Season 2.5. Immediately the screen is lit up by Mando and Boba Fett doesn’t even appear in his own show. If they were trying to be clever then it backfired dreadfully sealing the coffin of Boba Fett series two.

This reminds me of Jodi Whittaker’s final Doctor Who story, Power of the Doctor. This should have been her chance to shine in an epic send off. Instead they brought in five other Doctors; two of which stole the limelight with their respective companions, Ace and Tegan.

Fett has a tendency to talk a lot here which even actor Temuera Morrison had issues with. He tried to get the writers to give actress Ming-Na Wen, Fennec Shand, some of his lines to maintain the Boba Fett air. Sadly this was not to be but it speaks volumes when the main character is suggesting this.

The Book of Boba Fett should have been amazing but instead was diluted to a piss poor version of someone that was not the bounty hunter fans know and love. Like the Thomas Jane Punisher movie, it wasn’t really The Punisher, more ‘the avenger’ because he sought revenge on those that murdered his family. The Punisher only deals with those who have done wrong. The Wrong Turn remake was named incorrectly; there wasn’t a mad inbred cannibal in sight; just a bunch of isolationists.

Equally The Book of Boba Fett was about someone we don’t even recognise. Shame on whoever made this creative decision.

On one last note, the ship is called Slave 1, not Boba Fett’s ship as the merchandising is trying to sell it as. The Mandalorian is a blank slate where anything can be written but Disney need to embrace the established and build on that rather than what they think should be done. You did it with Luke Skywalker so you need to think along those lines going forward.

Disney took a great product and messed it up big time. Let’s hope they have learned a lesson.